Saturday, February 18, 2017

50 Books in 1 Year

So my goal this year is to read at least 50 books in 2017 ... Yes, I know that ain't gonna happen.  Mainly because I will be going back to school to go for my bachelors in education, and my reading will be textbooks.  But, sometimes goals just help me keep going.  I have a list of so far 33 books, and don't know what else I should read.  Yes, the Robert Langdon Series is on the list, I just love that series so much!  Here's what I got planned so far:

1.   Hidden Figures - Margot Lee Shetterly
2.   Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs
3.   Hollow City - Ransom Riggs
4.   Library of Souls - Ransom Riggs
5.   Food - Jim Gaffigan
6.   Between the Bridge and the River - Craig Ferguson
7.   The Wizard of Oz - L. Frank Baum
8.   Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
9.   Who Could That Be At This Hour? - Lemony Snicket
10. Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
11. The Diary of Anne Frank - Anne Frank
12.  Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
13.  When The Legend Dies - Hal Borland
14.  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
15.  The Last American Vampire - Seth Grahame-Smith
16.  Anatomy of A Murderer - Robert Traver
17.  Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie
18.  The Green Mile - Stephen King
19.  American On Purpose - Craig Ferguson
20.  Angels & Demons - Dan Brown
21.  The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
22.  The Lost Symbol - Dan Brown
23.  Inferno - Dan Brown
24.  Sophie's Choice - William Styron
25.  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Seth Grahame-Smith 
26.  Holes - Louis Sachar
27.  Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire
28.  The Color Purple - Alice Walker
29.  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Steig Larsson
30.  The Girl Who Played with Fire - Steig Larsson
31.  The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest - Steig Larsson
32.  Night - Eli Wiesel
33.  Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens

If there's a book you think I should read, leave a comment below!  

Friday, February 17, 2017

How They Croaked


I know there was a large gap between review, over a year to be exact.  But that doesn't mean I didn't read.  Before I moved to Salem, I tried to read at least a few books during that period.  While I worked at an elementary school as a volunteer teacher assistant, I participated in a reading competition each year.  Usually I read my favorite series, The Robert Langdon Series by Dan Brown.  But last year I did read one other book, How They Croaked by Georgia Bragg.  So while I'm still reading Hollow City, here's an extra review just for you Cierra, the only person that reads these reviews!
If you scroll down, well, not right now, you'll see that I did another book by Georgia Bragg called How They Choked, a collection of historical facts about how historical figures screwed up in life, which eventually lead them to their deaths.  How They Croaked is basically the same concept, but about the bizarre deaths of famous historical figures.  Some of the people Georgia Bragg talks about are:  Cleopatra, George Washington, Albert Einstein, Henry VIII (in the other book they discuss his 2nd wife, Anne Boleyn), the famous beheading of Marie Antoinette, and even Pocahontas ... The real story, not that Disney crap!  Okay, before the hate mails come flying in, I have nothing against the movie, I love Pocahontas, but let's face it the Disney sequel was more historically accurate than the first movie.  
Just like Hidden Figures, it's really hard to explain a plot where there's more than 1 story.  But what I can say, Ike How They Choked, it's a fascinating book to read.  Now this books is mainly designed for pre teens, yes, I read those kind of books, and yes, I read books for little kids too.  I wil read The Day The Drayons Quit a million times and never get bored with it.  Before I get carried away, let's get back to the book.  This book is reallly made for anyone to read, because it discusses real things that happened to real people in a basic text.  Also, it talks about the way people died that kids would NEVER see today.  
Kids today will never really understand the struggle people lived in those times because mainly we hospitals and the technology to stop the crazy life threatening diseases.  Also, they will never experience the bizzare deaths that wasn't from illness.  Okay, yes, the last guillotine beheading execution was in 1977, about 40 years ago, but let's face it, kids today weren't even alive to remember that ... I was born 13 AFTER that happened.  What I'm trying to day is that, kids kind of have it a little easy with survival.  They don't have to witness an execution 3 blocks from their house, or play with their friends one day and out of nowhere one of the kids drops dead due to the cholera.  Yes, there is a lot of violence today, especially recently due to the 2016 election (not gonna get political at all), but trust me when I say this, it wasn't like back in the day.  And I think it's a good that kids learn about these kind of things, just so they don't make the same mistakes as our ancestors.
So there is another long review for you people.  I'm gonna try to get reviews posted here and there, I ain't a quick reader like I used to be.  But I will post some other random stuff here and there as well, just to let you all know I'm still alive and well.  Make sure to check out my other reviews and I will see you in the next one!
- BorenNerdy

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children



My next book on my list of books to read this year is Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, a bizzare story with a very uniqu approach to it.  So let's dive into this very "peculiar" story!  See what I did there?
Here's the story, Jacob Portman grew up listening to his grandpas crazy stories about living in a children's home after leaving his whole family in Poland, to escape the Nazi's Holocaust Camps during WWII.  Some of the children that lived there were a girl that could fly, an invisible boy, a boy with bees living inside of him, and a girl that could summon fire from her hands.  But like most kids, as Jacob got older, the stories became more of a fairytale, even though his grandpa was convinced they were real.  One evening, Jacob gets a call from his grandpa, who is hysterical and claiming the "monsters" had found him and were after him.  So Jacob and a friend go to his house to calm him down, thinking there were just mind tricks from the war getting to him.  Jacob discovers his grandfather dead in the woods and sees a horrific monster hiding, and his friend claims he never saw.
Some time goes by and Jacob goes into complete depression after witnessing his grandfather die in his arms, and everyone not believing what he saw and heard that night.  After discovering more secrets about his grandfather, he finds out that he was receiving letters from the headmistress of the children's home, Miss Peregrine, asking for him to come home to an island in the United Kingdom.  After some convincing, Jacob and his father go to the island, to see if he could get some closure.  Some time goes by and he finds the house his grandfather grew up in, only to find that the house had been destroyed from a Nazi air raid over 70 years ago.  Confused with what happened while inside the decaying house, children come inside calling his grandpas name, seeing if he returned.  Jacob chases after them and ends up going back to the village and it isn't the same, and finds out he transported back in time to the day of the air raid in 1940.  
The children find him and take him back to the children's home, surprisingly in one piece.  He meets the headmistress, Miss Peregrine, who tells him all the stories that his grandpa told him were real.  And that they've been living in a time loop that she conjures that relives September 3, 1940 everyday, so they can live safe and away from invisible monsters called the Hollowgast who can't enter the time loop, but only certain peculiar children can see, his grandpa being one of them, as well as Jacob himself.  He ends up spending most of his days there, discovering more of the life his grandpa had, and then returning to his own time, lying to his father that he was doing nothing all day.
Eventual weird things start happening in the village that set off red flags to Miss Peregrine, mainly the mysterious slaughter of sleeps in the village.  Threatened that a Hollowgast is nearby as well as a Wight, a Hollowgast that consumed enough Peculiars that it eventually gained a human form, but still showed signs of being different, Miss Peregrine puts the house on lockdown, forcing the children to stay in the house.
Eventually a Wight manages to get through the time loop and kidnap Miss Peregrine and another Headmistress that escaped an attack in her time loop, and they were kept in cage in their peculiar form of birds.  Jacob and the other children manage to save Miss Peregrine but the other headmistress was captured by a group of Wights, and leave for their headquarters.  And everyone leaves to find the secret headquarters of the Wights.  Which ends the book and starts the next book in the trilogy, Holllow City.
I know I left some things out, but this book was full of so much information, you just need to read it!  I LOVED THIS BOOK!  I will admit, I attempted to read this book before, but I couldn't get into it, and I had that problem when I read it again, and out of nowhere I couldn't put the book down!  I loved how there were so many twists and craziness in the book, which is the type of books I like to read.  You can tell I love books that are so bizzare and weird.  Also, another thing I loved was how Ransom Riggs used these old weird photos he collected and incorporated them into the story.  It was perfect and I was happy he did that in the other 2 books as well.  I will definitely be doing a Book VS Movie with this story, but it will probably be after I finish the whole trilogy, and I am excited to see the movie, just saying.  
So that ends my review, sorry of it was reallly long, but it made up for my very short review of Hidden Figures.  If you enjoyed this review, feel free to read my other reviews, and I will get my next one up as soon as I finish reading Hollow City.  If you have a book you think I should read up on, feel free to comment below!  I will see you in the next review!
- BorenNerdy